Sleepy Cat

Weather-south East-cloudy,damp,sunshine later in the day. Temp-mild.
 I have been sleeping and staying in a lot this week because I hate the rain and cold.It takes a long time for my fur to dry as it is very thick so I have been cosying up on my fleece dressing gown hearing the rain on the windows. I did hide in my special place which is great for spying on Tuesday and watched the window cleaner. He is always talking to himself and when he thinks no one is watching he dances,if only he knew how silly he looks,I take great pleasure in knowing I can see him and he can't see me.This week he spent most of the time talking on his phone and then I saw him going in to Mrs P's house when I went to see Ginger and he didn't come out until I was going home for my lunch. Maybe she was giving him dancing lessons.

 I felt very mischievous yesterday so I had some fun,Mrs S had left some salmon on the side and the terrible two were begging and jumping up trying to get it,pathetic! so I jumped on the side and ate it,the dog's mouths were watering ha ha  they wished they were as agile as me.Then I made myself comfy in their bed and the weedy one Dennis whined and whined but he wouldn't dare move me so Mrs S shouted at him to be quiet, he was sorry for himself the rest of the afternoon. I went out and over to the Willis family garden where they have a lovely bird table, I could see Mrs Willis in the kitchen window so I jumped on to the bird table and ate all the bird food! Mrs Willis came running out flapping her tea towel and shouting so I ran off,but I went back after a little while and sat on the bird table waiting for her to see me and come running out again,lots of fun!

  When it was tea time I went to our patio doors for Mrs S to let me in,when she opened the door I ran away ignoring her calls and when she sat back down I did it again. I love this game,I do it 3 or 4 times before I go in. I was exhausted after all this excitement so I found a good spot in Mr S's suitcase he had kindly left out for me and stayed there until 4am when I got Mrs S up to let me out. Its great being boss of the house! x                       



 The Terrible Two.

patroling and hostile magpies

South East England-Cloudy,partly sunny,will be dull and cloudy this evening. Temp- cold! colder tonight with frost in the morning,weak sunshine in the morning and I can smell rain coming,possibly Wednesday!
  I was out early this morning,5am in fact,I love the outdoors that time of the morning,the frost was crunchy and glittering in the streetlights,the air was fresh and crisp and the smell of morning approaching was delicious. Mrs S was not too happy about leaving the warmth of the duvet behind to let me out but I'm her favourite so I will be forgiven! They wonder what I get up to at that time of morning,I obviously relieve myself first, no stinky cat box for me as I like to be at one with nature! Then I like to walk around the neighbourhood to make sure everything is as it should be, I am also boss of the area so I like to make sure no stray cats have sneaked on to the territory or no dogs have pooped where they shouldn't, when everything is in order I feel calm for the rest of the day and find a nice spot on the fence to wash my paws and watch the sun come up untill Im ready for breakfast! This morning a big ugly magpie was watching me,I don't usually bother the birds but I really don't like magpies,they are noisy and rude. A couple of weeks ago I was making my way home from number 17s garden where I was leaving them a nice present when a screeching magpie flew down and skimmed my back! It then sat in the tree in my garden and laughed and cackled at me,I kept my dignity and ignored it tail high in the air,but I am weary of them now.    

My plan for the day is to have a big sleep on the lid of the washing basket,annoy the terrible twosome and spy on the window cleaner.There is something odd about him. Blog soon x

Introduction

Relaxing

Hi I am Trevor the cat,I have a special ability to predict the weather, so will be posting my predictions and some of the antics I get up to as I am quite adventurous! I may even post some of my views on life and my nearest and dearest. I will try to update you every few days because I am also a big sleeper especially after some of my big adventures! Weather in the South East of England - cloudy with drizzle most of the day, temp; cold, tonight will be colder and damp! I  be curling up in my favourite fleece blanket, you should do the same! Actually I think I will have a little snooze now on medium sized family members bed. Blog soon x